Heather Mills, who always brings the crazy, admitted to pouring water over the head of Paul McCartney’s lawyer in court. Even the judge hated her insane ass.
I don’t think McCartney should have to pay her any money at all. She should have to compensate him for being a blight upon his life. I think she owes me a few bucks too, just for irritating the shit out of me with this suit.
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Miss Janey says
She owes us ALL for that suit of FUG. And for taking up webspace with her insane divorce demands. Sir Paul should stick to professionals in the future.
Suzanna Mars says
I was reading some British coverage of the divorce, and, in a very understated way, in the middle of the article, it mentioned the water-throwing. Huh? Had to re-read it to make sure.
Actually, it was a gleeful tidbit, because it sums Heather Mills up to perfection, better than any detail about her bedpan.
The suit just confirms it.
the iron chic says
Now, take the money and disappear forever.
You know she won’t.
Miss J. says
She’s totally LOCA.
Lady Smaggle says
Funny thing is she seemed quite normal while she was married to him… It’s strange what divorce can do to one’s wardrobe…
the princess says
she’s a nut. ugly suit, i agree.
Princess Poochie says
As this has gone on I’ve been more and more amazed at what a nutjob she is.
To some extent she is her own worst enemy. (Judgement para 191)
she earned $200,000 on Dancing with the Stars
She’s a mess! And mental, from what I can ascertain. She said some really wacky things about her divorce on some “Wives of Rock Stars” show I saw on Sunday.
The fact that she turned down his first offer and decided to take him to court is ridiculous. He offered her way more than she deserved, if you ask me.
Is she gonna get in trouble for assaulting that lawyer? I don’t know what this says about poor, sweet Paul McCartney. This woman would be smart to lie low now. K
MFG what was she thinking!!!!!
gosh what a head case, this woman does no favors for herself, does she not see how much of a nutter she looks… honestly
Practically Perfect In Every Way says
they are reporting that she is so hated at home she will be escaping to the united states. is she kidding? we only want to see her leg fall off followed by her head.
whe would have made a good wife to henry teh 8!
Her outfit is pretty horrific might I add!
She really didn’t seem all that crazy to me, maybe overly emotional or soething. I think it’s interesting how the media equates that with crazy.
Sally Jane says
I kind of love how bat shit crazy she is. From a distance of course!
The water definitely confirmed my suspicion that she’s just plain batshit crazy, as opposed to merely annoying as hell.
Shu Flies says
I read in a wire story that she was wearing a “pine green, khaki and blue suit with a red shirt” and wondered what it *that* would look like. Well, it’s everything I’d hoped it would be! Wow! All she needs is a tri-corner hat with jingles, a little juggling dog and a mini-unicycle.
Step Right Up says
Those are total mom jeans.
Riz, are you kidding me? I guess you didn’t see the TV interviews (that her PR and lawyers advised her not to do) where she was all wild-eyed and talking about how people were stalking her and threatening suicide? Trust me, bitch doesn’t need “the media” to make her look insane. Her insanity runneth over.
Alice Olive says
Hilarious! What WAS she thinking? It’s possibly one of the most shockingly ugly outfits I’ve seen.
Just for that outfit the judge should’ve given her no money but a giftcard to a department store so she could buy proper clothes.
Do you know how much crap she’s going to buy with 49 million?
candid cool says
what a mess, but i dont remember the details of the settlement, but i do remember she’s pretty much beyond set for life
I’m still upset that her wooden leg didn’t fall off during her stint on Dancing with the Disabled.