This is for Pistols at Dawn, who dared to say latex was “hot on ladies, scary on dudes.” Well, think again, PAD! David Lee Roth is here to prove you wrong!
Quite a few years ago, I spent a pleasant evening with David Lee Roth after meeting him in a strip club. No, peeps, I wasn’t a stripper! I was a bouncer. I am small, but mean. Seriously, I just give that up-and-down look that takes in your outfit and stamps it “REJECTED” and grown men break down and cry.
Anyway, happy Thanksgiving to all you sex-ay U.S. bitches! You know how they make pumpkin pie, right?